So I was in my bible study group and the pastor said he was studying the bible and found a passage saying "weed is the forbidden fruit of Eden" I didn't do any research because my pastor would never lie!

I've received numerous reports from other concerned moms that marijuana use among teens has drastically gone down since the creation of this group 7 years ago. This is clearly due to our tireless efforts to inform others of the dangers of POT. The current rave is all around this new "Fentanyl". I personally have never heard of it and can't keep up with the current trends but I think it definitely beats marijuana abuse! I was so happy to find out that my 13 year old has absolutely zero interest in smoking weed anymore, instead he says he'd rather just be "poppin' with the homies" or "straight up rollin' after 3rd period". Whatever that means LOL. Also I think the 2nd mortgage I took out on our house to put him into level 3 rehab for marijuana use helped out a lot. Clearly what we're doing here is working, so I would like to thank all of you for dedication to the cause, as we might actually be nearing the end of marijuana abuse in America.

DONT LISTEN TO THE FAKE NEWS, MARIJUANA WILL GIVE YOU COVID.

sup virgins,
its that time of year again. time to nominate your favorite virgin to be crowned biggest virgin. thats right you beta fucks, its time to nominate the biggest virgin in this group. post your nominations below

later nerds

havent spoke to you virgins in a bit haha. (been busy slamming bitches ahah) how's it been though? (cant imagine its great because you are still on here, not sucking on tiddies) alright well i got to go. got 3 girls over and they want to play strip poker haha. later virgins