The only Total war worth playing.

Just kidding, but it's the only Rome Total war worth playing!

You're probably wondering why I've called you here today. I was wondering myself. Oh, yes…
The Gauls fool themselves, and think they are our equals or better. I think they have the stench of death about them.
They have been lead here by strutting fools and blustering morons. Now they will pay the price.
Our many horsemen will have good hunting today, as the enemy is weak in spearmen to counter them.
I have never lost a battle against these people. Why should I start losing now, with men such as you at my command? Another victory is at hand!
And remember, they may have the Moon People on their side, but we have lovely hats. Those hats will shield us from their fearsome gaze!

A bit old, try the remastered version if you don't own this one. Pretty good and fun for a while.