| Parks and Decapitation
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| Tapped Out Quest Information
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Parks and Decapitation is a premium questline in The Simpsons: Tapped Out. It was introduced in the Itchy & Scratchy Land content update. It requires the Park Engineer to be obtained.
Dialogue[edit]
| After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark
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A lot of theme parks use fancy hundred-dollar computers to design their rides.
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We prefer to do it the old-fashioned way: with paper and pencil, hunches and guesswork.
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Take our new ride, The Decapitator. One week ago, it was just a sketch on the back of a very beer-soaked bar napkin.
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And now it's ready for human trials. Will it work? I think there's a fighting chance it will.
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Task: "Make Park Engineer Run Human Trials". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Be Guinea Pigs" (x5). The jobs take place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and take 8 hours.
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Ma'am, how would you like to be the FIRST to ride The Decapitator?
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Is it as dangerous as the name implies?
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*condescending chuckle*
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You didn't actually answer the question.
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Didn't I? *condescending chuckle*
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Well, your smugness DOES give me confidence...
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Quest reward:  100 and  10
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| After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark
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Well? On a scale of one to ten, how would you rate The Decapitator?
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Zero! If I hadn't ducked, the saw blades would have sliced my head clean off!
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Yes, but on a scale of one to ten, did they?
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Well, no. I give you a "ten" for that, I suppose.
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*condescending chuckle*
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| Task: "Make Park Engineer Fake a Ride Safety Report". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 4 hours.
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You see, ma'am, there was never anything to worry about.
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The "D" from the Decapitator sign fell into the seat next to me. I could have been killed!
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We can all be killed anytime. Maybe I have a tropical brain virus that is ravaging my neocortex as we speak. Who knows?
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark
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You've got a lot of robots in this park. What's to stop them from killing their human masters?
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I've seen it before, you know.
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*patronizing guffaw* Impossible.
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One of them is chewing on your leg right now. And that other one is cheering him on.
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...
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Will you excuse me a moment?
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| Task: "Make Park Engineer "Fix" Malfunctioning Robot". The job takes 4 hours.
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"10 DO NOT KILL HUMANS"; "20 ESPECIALLY ME"; "30 GOTO 10". There! Fixed!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark
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Mrs. Simpson, we've heard you, and we're making safety improvements to The Decapitator.
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That's wonderful news.
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First, we're changing the name to "Mr. Itchy's Lullaby Train".
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Second, we're installing netting to catch any heads that may fall. And... that's it.
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I'm no engineer, but speaking as a lay person... are you insane?
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Only one way to find out!
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Task: "Make Park Engineer Run Human Trials". The job takes place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and takes 8 hours.
Task: "Make Springfielders Be Guinea Pigs" (x5). The jobs take place at the Itchy & Scratchy Land Gate or a Brown House and take 8 hours.
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The netting works! All decapitated heads are safe!
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| Quest reward: 100 and 10
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| After tapping on Park Engineer's exclamation mark
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If you don't mind my asking, how did you become a theme park ride designer?
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Oh, the usual way: as a young child, I yearned to find out what animals looked like on the inside.
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It began with insects and frogs, but I soon graduated to larger prey.
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Naturally, I was ashamed of my bedwetting, but who can say if that's why I began lighting fires?
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I'm going to find a policeman.
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Good idea, Marge. And I'll flee into the Canadian wilderness.
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| Task: "Make Park Engineer Conveniently Escape a Conversation". The job takes 8 hours.
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Chief Wiggum! I think the head engineer is a serial killer!
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Well, I'm sure he's gotten it out of his system. That's how these things work.
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The killing stuff isn't ideal, but a lot of these guys find peace in the end. So there's that.
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| Quest reward: 200 and 20
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Behind the Laughter[edit]
The quest name is a reference to the TV series Parks and Recreation.
