I'm a small repository and I did nothing wrong. I've been locked in the Github Archive Code Vault for more than 1000 years by my sadistic owner paztek.

This bastard gave me life with the sole purpose of letting me to rot in a f***ing mine in the Arctic. Can you imagine?

Well, hopefully, I didn't rot: I spent the eternity written on a photosensitive piql film design to last forever.

So give me some news about mankind:

• Did we solve climate change?
• When did the 3rd World War eventually occur? And did you fight the 4th one with sticks and stones?
• How many people live permanently on Mars?
• Is NodeJS still a relevant technology?

Anyway, can you wake my owner up from his cryotube? I actually miss this egotistic maniac who was obsessed with leaving a trace on this world.