Just the F*cking Recipe is a recipe blog run by aloria because quarantine is boring and one can only crochet so much.

Please be forwarned that I reserve the right to call out any shenanigans. Don't ruin this for everyone by being a buttwaffle.

Make sure to include your (social media | website | picture of your cat) with your submission so I can make sure you get appropriate credit.

If you're comfortable with Git, you can submit a pull request. Recipe posts are in aloria.github.io/_posts, which you can use as a starting template. Posts use Jekyll Markdown.

Note: you only need to include the file in _posts and any image you put in assets/images in your pull request. The engine will take care of the rest. This will avoid conflicts with the master branch.

You can paste your recipe on the form here, which is probably how you got here in the first place, but I like being redundant.

Everything posted by aloria (me) to JTFR has been cooked in my "test kitchen" (i.e. a tiny ass stove in an overpriced Brooklyn apartment.) If there's something you'd like to see posted, you can submit a github issue. Please note that I will not try any recipes containing mayonnaise or lamb. Long f*cking story there.