The goal of easteRme is to ... tell you when Easter is! (Or Carnaval and/or Corpus Christi.)

Yes, now this common dilemma can be solved with the magic of R. No more wandering in desolate ignorance for you, my fRiend! With easteRme, you can simply let R do the 'hard' work for you. Why, we can even see when Easter will fall in 2032:

remotes::install_github("RobertMyles/easteRme")
library(easteRme)

easteR_me(year = 2032)
#> # A tibble: 1 x 2
#>    Year     Easter
#>   <chr>     <dttm>
#> 1  2032 2032-03-28

Phew! Anxiety over. Problem solved.