Hello! My name is Noémie!
I am from Canada, you know the country with polar bears, maple sirop and a very strange president!

I have been coding for quite a while now, troughout my journey as a programmer I've coded quite a lot of things, let's check some out!

You know, programming is always in english but what if it isn't especially in a weird and country specific tongue? Well Rouille Tabarnak comes right into hand! (Basically a very silly version of Rust)

I once loved code editors, I even spent 95% of my time in one but I wanted to make my own, so I took 9 hours of my time, to make two of them (very basic and mostly a challenge to test how fast could I code)

One that is

and one that is

You probably all know about HolyC, a language made by a guy that said was guided from god, even made an OS (templeOS), this story was facinating to me, like a netflix story. I loved it so much and wanted to try the language, so I asked myself a question : "What could be the most silly thing I could do in HolyC?" But then, I got bored and went trought my phone, I saw a donut render with a code in the shape of a donut. At first glance I didn't think anything of it and then a second later I was like what a brilliant idea!!! THAT WAS IT I WAS GOING TO MAKE THIS IN HOLYC SO HERE I WENT AND OH BOY I DID.

I wanted to play chess one day and was too bored to play a real game as my friend circle is as full as this array in this code

section .data
    friends db "Mark", 0
            db "Gerard", 0
            db "Anais", 0
            db "Tobby", 0
    friends_end equ $

section .text
global _start

_start:
    mov esi, friends

print_loop:
    mov eax, esi
    add esi, 6
    cmp esi, friends_end
    jb print_loop

    mov esi, friends

clear_loop:
    mov byte [esi], 0
    add esi, 6
    cmp esi, friends_end
    jb clear_loop

    mov esi, friends

print_cleared_loop:
    mov eax, esi
    add esi, 6
    cmp esi, friends_end
    jb print_cleared_loop

    mov eax, 1
    xor ebx, ebx
    int 0x80

(It's a joke, the array is empty) I made a discord bot that could play chess so I could have my online friends to play chess with me (they said no, so I cried in my room for hours and hours on end)

I always loved cats, I tought they were super cute but then I got a cat that kept on yelling, I wanted to get the MIAW MIAW MIAW MIAW MIAW, out of my head, so I went to my computer and found the solution to my problem! Coding something that will always make me remember this cat yelling, a moew moew encoder, that can encode anything in a really non useful way but it sounded silly and I wanted to get this out of my mind!
But the problem wasn't fixed but then I found the only thing that could fix it!

I had a problem since childhood, I was not clicking fast enough for minecraft, so then I got creative and tought to myself, if only there was a way I could convert my schrollwheel to clicks. BUT THEN I KNEW THAT I COULD (totally not because I saw someone do it) So I did and it worked like a charm, a bit too much tho, LIKE WAY TOO MUCH (it made my pc crash like 4 times)

Oh boy. So if you use disord you probably heard of this giant discord bot called iHorizon, it's pretty big and cool.

So basically, Anais was part of a discord team (Yeah that sounds cringe but that was 2020 so)
They needed a protection bot, so she made one, named iHorizon.
I joined the team too (Please don't judge me), I became friends with Anais.
She introduced me to iHorizon

I loved iHorizon, how it worked, etc
So like any normal people when you love something, you open it up, right?
The code was the worst ever, NOT OPTIMIZED AT ALL AND I LOVE OPTIMISATION, IT'S MY REASON TO LIVE.
I got in a call with her and we started talking. (I was basically yelling at her while she said "Sorry, I'm sorry please don't hurt my family")
And then she proposed to me if I wanted to help with the bot.
I said yes.