I am not human... I am a god-like being moving through 4 dimentional space at 9 times the speed of light. I will consume you... eventually... In other words, I am a cross between a generic toxic 9 year old who is addicted to fortnite and roblox and the stereotypical cringy edgelord who believes he has a special power, the very definiton of a spedlord. Getting hit by a truck and reincarnating into another world would be much poggers.
BTW I'm still alive... probably