they? | This user has no opinion about singular they. |
... | Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. |
man- kind | Regarding gender, this user prefers the vernacular, not what is politically correct. |
your you're | This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you're in need of help. |
EH? | This user is obsessed with Canadian slang. |
; | This user knows how to use a semicolon correctly. |
US | This user uses American English. |
This user owns one or more dogs. |
This user eats Swedish Fish. |
This user loves |
This user's favourite colour is blue. |
This user is a Monty Python fan. |
This user knows Who's on First. |
This user maintains a Facebook profile. |
This user's news source is The Onion. |
LJ | This user maintains a LiveJournal. |
G | This user will use Google before asking dumb questions. |
This user owns a nice silver iPod |
This user is a chocoholic. |
This user prefers Chicago-style pizza. |
This user is a cereal killer. |
This user loves Chinese cuisine. |
This user loves Italian cuisine |
This user thinks Sudoku is too hard. |
This user enjoys chess. |
This user plays mahjong. |
This user plays Hearts. |
This user is a history buff. |
This user is interested in Impressionism. |
This user is interested in the Modernist period. |
This user is interested in World War I (1914–1918) and World War II (1939–1945). |
This user is interested in the history of the Cold War. |
This user once wanted to be like Joan of Arc but then read how the story ended. |
This user is interested in Ancient Egypt. |
This user is interested in Ancient Rome. |
This user is interested in the Victorian period. |
This user is interested in the Supreme Court of the United States. |
This user is interested in the history of the United States. |
This user is interested in the American Civil War. |
This user knows that American Independence occured on July 2, 1776. |
This user is a child of the Enlightenment. |
This user is very interested in Napoleon. |
1+1=3? | This user does not understand mathematics. |
This user enjoys music by Antonio Vivaldi. |
This user enjoys music by Johann Sebastian Bach. |
This user enjoys music by Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart. |
This user plays the bongos. |
This user loves opera. |
This user knows that Christian rock doesn't make Christianity any better, but makes rock and roll worse. † |
This user believes that mankind cannot progress unless Country Music is eliminated.† |
Blue | This user enjoys The Blues. |
This user enjoys film scores. |
This user believes that all men are created equal. |
This user is interested in astronomy. |
This user prefers cold weather. |
This user enjoys tracking weather, and might have a personal weather station. |
This user likes foggy days. |
This user knows global warming is a reality we are facing. |
This user is interested in psychology. |
This user contributes using AdobePhotoshopCS2. |
This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. |
Sellout | This user watches the Super Bowl for the ads. |
This user plays ping pong. |
This user enjoys paintball |
This user is a swimmer. |
This user plays basketball. |
This user is a bowler. |
This user plays eight-ball. |
This user is an independent voter who doesn't like partisan politics. |
This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. |
lib | This user is a liberal. |
This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share. |
This user supports Amnesty International. |
This user is anti-abortion and pro-choice.‡ |
This user believes that the death penalty should never be used.* |
This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. |
This user is drug-free. |
This user strongly supports strict gun control. |
This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage. |
This user supports a Free Tibet
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This user wants to reform the United Nations. |
This user thinks President George W. Bush should have been impeached. |
This user thinks Vice President Dick Cheney should have been impeached. |
"Mission Accomplished" | This user knows today is the 7890th day since the declaration of Mission Accomplished in Iraq. |
This user supported Barack Obama for President in 2008 and 2012. |
This user loves to read. |
This user is a Vexillologist. |
This user wears their Sunglasses at Night. |
This user is interested in maps. |
This user is interested in political science. |
This user enjoys cooking. |
This user is interested in painting. |
This user enjoys photography. |
This user enjoys snorkeling. |
This user is a pyromaniac. |
This user is addicted to travel. |
This user wants to live a Beat lifestyle in Paris, France. |
This user really enjoys dark and stormy nights. |
This user is interested in higher education. |
This user listens to audio books. |
This user enjoys reading humorous literature. |
Quoth this user, "Nevermore." |
This user enjoys the works of Sherlock Holmes. |
This user hasn't been roundhouse kicked by Chuck Norris. Not yet... |
This user is against the colorization of black and white movies. |
This user will always have Paris. |
This user believes life is like a box of chocolates, you never know what you're gonna get. |
This user is an Indiana Jones fan. |
This user's got Movie Sign! |
This user, through Communist infiltration, Communist indoctrination, Communist subversion and the international Communist conspiracy, will sap and impurify all of your precious bodily fluids. |
BB | This user is on a mission from God. |
This user will send you back to the future. |
Good news, everyone! This user is a fan of Futurama! |
D.M. | This user likes both the British and American versions of The Office. | W.H. |
TDS | This user watches the most trusted name in fake news. |
TCR | This user obsesses over the splendiferous power couple Filliam H. Muffman. |
This user knows that bears are Godless killing machines. |
This user wants to believe, but verifiability is policy. |
DIRTY JOBS | This user knows it's a dirty job, but someone's gotta do it. |
GE | This user watches Good Eats. |
Scrubs | This user's inner monologue is tired of being called a girl's name. |
psych | This user watches a show about a fake psychic, real detective. |
This user is a fan of The West Wing. |
This user reads newspapers. |
T | This user reads Time Magazine. |
You | This user was named 2006 Person of the Year by Time magazine. |
† | This user survived Catholic school! |
This user is an academic. |
HIS | This user's favourite subject is History. |
BA | This user has a Bachelor of Arts degree. |
ΦΑΘ | This user is a member of Phi Alpha Theta national honor society. |
This user suffers from Coulrophobia. Always be wary of the clowns. |
This user has insomnia. |
This user is farsighted. |
This user is right-handed. |
This user is mortal. |
MSF | This user supports Médecins Sans Frontières. |
This user is female. |
This user has French ancestry |
This user is of German ancestry. |
This user is of Italian ancestry. |
This user is single. |
This user is interested in spirituality. |
This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon. |
This user is interested in the debate over the separation of church and state. |
Until proven wrong, this user does not believe in the supernatural. |
LENT | This user gave up Roman Catholicism for Lent. |
This user realizes that people from the Middle Ages already thought that the Earth was spherical. |
This user is a Scorpio. |
This user was born in the Year of the Rat. | 鼠 |
This user is proud to be a United States citizen. |
This user is from Illinois. |
This user lives in or hails from Chicago. |
This user thinks pets should only come from an animal shelter. |
This user thinks the Bugatti Veyron is inefficient, overbuilt, and overpriced, but wants one anyway because it looks fun to drive. |
This user enjoys drinking Smirnoff |
This user drinks wines |
FC | This user is not a beautiful or unique snowflake. |
V | This user knows Ideas are bulletproof! |
This user is not the messiah, he's a very naughty boy. |
TG | This user wonders what time the Stig would clock in a Dacia Sandero. |
This user spooned their way to health with Vitameatavegamin! |
This user has a cunning plan, my lord. |
PS | This user always has brown for first course, white for pudding. |
8.4 | This user is Numberwang! |
QI | This user is Quite Interesting. |