mischanter

Meevin on tae my advice a twa three-wikks syne tae bumblin Boris o at ilk, fin skailin reid wine aa ower his bidey-in's cooch, at ye keep sypin waater on the carpet an dash't I nivver thocht at my scant knowledge o hoosehold chores be challeng't, bit ere wis ma gweed freen Charlie Smith, a Huntly loon noo bidin in Aiberdeen, pittin in his hap'wirth on ma mischanter.

The readin o the poem wis sae weel portray't an sic mischanters cwid happen tae ony o's.