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Broti Gupta

Mommy, Daddy—I Have to Set Some Boundaries

If you can’t respect where I am drawing the line, then you are putting our relationship in jeopardy.

It’s Becoming Pretty Clear that the Crossword Constructor Is Going Through Something

7. Bad thing to accidentally spill an entire glass of while putting one’s face on a 5-Across.

Some Feedback on My Kidnapper’s Ransom Note

Don’t bury the lede—or me, ha ha!

Other Projects by Former and Present Politicians

In the spirit of Barack Obama’s podcast with Bruce Springsteen, behold “Macarons with Emmanuel Macron,” “Kiss & Tell with Henry Kissinger,” and more.

How to Re-create the Holidays at Home This Year

Fear not, friends! You can make your own mall magic at home.

I, the Dog, Will Give You a Tour of My House!

So, by the front door, you’ll notice that there’s a doormat! This doormat is great for getting my paws ready to wipe on the real mat, which is the wall!

Hannibal Lecter Would Like to Apologize

To learn that my actions—specifically eating humans—were ever at anybody’s expense makes my heart hurt almost as much as when I ate that competitive hot-dog eater.

Let’s Look Past Our Differences to the One Thing We Have in Common: Lots of Money

While we sit in the drawing room, sharing stories of where our children whom we’ve never met are “applying” to college, I cannot help but notice that there is no hatred.

Mommy, Daddy—I Have to Set Some Boundaries

If you can’t respect where I am drawing the line, then you are putting our relationship in jeopardy.

It’s Becoming Pretty Clear that the Crossword Constructor Is Going Through Something

7. Bad thing to accidentally spill an entire glass of while putting one’s face on a 5-Across.

Some Feedback on My Kidnapper’s Ransom Note

Don’t bury the lede—or me, ha ha!

Other Projects by Former and Present Politicians

In the spirit of Barack Obama’s podcast with Bruce Springsteen, behold “Macarons with Emmanuel Macron,” “Kiss & Tell with Henry Kissinger,” and more.

How to Re-create the Holidays at Home This Year

Fear not, friends! You can make your own mall magic at home.

I, the Dog, Will Give You a Tour of My House!

So, by the front door, you’ll notice that there’s a doormat! This doormat is great for getting my paws ready to wipe on the real mat, which is the wall!

Hannibal Lecter Would Like to Apologize

To learn that my actions—specifically eating humans—were ever at anybody’s expense makes my heart hurt almost as much as when I ate that competitive hot-dog eater.

Let’s Look Past Our Differences to the One Thing We Have in Common: Lots of Money

While we sit in the drawing room, sharing stories of where our children whom we’ve never met are “applying” to college, I cannot help but notice that there is no hatred.