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Really, it’s a proverb at this point: Sandman does what only Sandman can do. Adam Sandler turns in an Oscar-worthy performance (we’ll never let this snub go) in 2019’s Uncut Gems, dazzling as the rambling, gambling jeweler Howard Ratner. A year later? Hubie Halloween—a toilet-humored rehashing of the crude-humored romps the comedian made his name on. But it works. And of course, off the screen, our man is slinging the basketball around like a god.
That’s the range Sandler will give you. You have The Meyerowitz Stories and Punch-Drunk Loves of his filmography, smashed right up against Grown Ups and Little Nicky. (Don’t forget: DEEDS!) It’s a trip to sort out. Now, with the release of a new Sandler Netflix joint, Spaceman, we opted for some law and order, taking the liberty of ranking all of Sandler’s films from worst to best.
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If you're a fan of westerns but wish they had more casual racism, then here's a movie for you. The rest of us will pass.
Sandman's first starring role in a movie! What happens when you're trapped on a cruise ship with Adam Sandler? You don't need an answer to that question—skip this one.
Sometimes, Sandler just wants to take a long vacation with a few old comedy friends and get paid millions for it. Which is fine! This was one of those times.
Adam Sandlerite Rob Schneider fronts this pretty questionable movie in which he receives animal organ transplants after a car accident. He brought along his buddy Sandler for the ride, giving him a tiny (but credited!) cameo.
There's actually a pretty great quote from director Ernest Dickerson about this movie: "There's a movie I did a couple years ago called Bulletproof. I'd like to just erase that whole experience."
This is not, in fact, about the popular dessert, but rather about a shoe maker who magically transforms into people when he puts on their footwear. This allows Sandler to get into a number of problematic situations, including becoming one of his neighbors so he can creep on the man's attractive girlfriend.
Another evergreen reminder that, sometimes, Adam Sandler just wants to take a long vacation with a few old comedy friends and get paid millions for it. This was another one of those times.
Sandler takes a swing at a family comedy, in a Happy Madison/Disney co-production. Despite bad reviews, the film went on to make a fortune. Click is a better Sandman family story.
If you've ever been in wedding, you know that the long week or planning before the ceremony is only worth it because there will be an open bar at the end of the whole thing. You can drink while you watch this one, but you'll have to pay for your own booze.
Another in the long line of rom-coms Sandler made (this time with Jennifer Aniston), but this one has the added bonus of... Academy Award winner Nicole Kidman? (Seriously.)
Sandler pairs with Andy Samberg for this mutli-generational comic mess. Sandler and Samberg have chemistry, no doubt, but the script doesn't measure up.
After Sandler's brilliant turn in Uncut Gems, just about everyone clamored for more dramatic work from the man. Careful what you wish for, people. While Sandler, Carey Mulligan, and Paul Dano deliver solid performances in Spaceman, the film is overly serious—lacking the heart that goes into a great Sandman performance.