Infinite Pizza

Infinite Pizza

released on Dec 14, 2020

Infinite Pizza

released on Dec 14, 2020

Your dreams have come true, before you lies the infinite pizza in all its glory. Equipped with your Pizza Cutter Wheel and the Tomato Sauce Maker you set out onto the impossible journey towards the center of the Infinite Pizza. Can you survive its cheesy surface or will you become one with the cheese? How big will your slice be? Was there ever anything else than pizza?


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Brilliant concept realized in a way that I a non-coder cannot really comprehend, but obviously by the nature of this I had a hard time figuring out depth and the actual speed of this kind of fucked with my head at a certain point. Extremely impressive for a throwaway gag though.

Hey this is Danny Fresh with a fresh pizza tip for you. Do you want to know how to receive a free Domino's one topping pizza from Domino's Pizzeria and Restaurant? Well sit down, let me tell you. Step 1: Telephone a Domino's Pizza Eatery and Restaurant and order a large one topping pizza and the guy will say, "What topping would you like?" And you say, "I'd like my topping to be another steaming hot Domino's one topping pizza." So the guy asks, "What topping would you like on your Domino's one topping pizza topping?" And then you say, "Go ahead and make my second Domino's one topping pizza topping a Domino's one topping pizza." And then the guy will ask, "Ok sir, what topping would you like on your Domino's one topping pizza topping one topping pizza?" And you respond with, "A Domino's one topping pizza." And continue to order Domino's one topping pizza toppings, until you are at a pizza topped with 71 Domino's one topping pizzas, and then the pizza guy will say, "Wait one moment, sir. We don't have any pizza boxes that will fit this 71 Domino's one topping pizza topping pizza." So you say, "Hold on," And quickly run to Home Depot and purchase a Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when it comes time to pay for the Maytag refrigerator, you offer to pay Home Depot, not with cash, but with 70 piping hot Domino's one topping pizzas, and they of course accept, so you buy the fridge and you take it back to the Domino's Pizzeria Restaurant, you give the pizza guy a Maytag refrigerator box and put the 71 topped Domino's Pizza one topping pizza into that, and then you pay Domino's using a brand new Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, so then you take the Maytag refrigerator box filled with a 71 topped Domino's one topping pizza back to Home Depot, and you give it to the cashier there as payment for your brand new Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when the cashier turns his back to get your receipt, you snatch the 71st Domino's one topping pizza off the top of your Domino's one topping pizza stack and you put it in your pocket, and there you have yourself a completely free steaming hot Domino's one topping pizza!

If you as a human being have ever eaten a slice of pizza you will know from personal experience that this is exactly what it's like.

I'll give em credit here this game hurts the fuck out of my eyes

Better than most of the AAA titles that came out in 2020. Great score attack game. Wish there was more to it, but it's still a fun concept executed really well.

So stupid I love it.
Play this during descent for complete immersion:
https://youtu.be/z9KsJESRx38