I've been thinking about the best way to wank Portugal, and in order to do that, you need to change a lot about Portuguese society, but since I've got no patience for that, let's just change that which is really needed to create a large, multi-continental empire: a Gosh-darned good as heck army.
As I've said before, Portugal did not really have a modern professional army. In an age in which modern professional armies were emerging. In the country next door. Yeah.
Well, this is a wank, and I can go nuts, so I'm going bananas. (truth be told, I've got no choice but to be bananas as my military experience is limited to a single day in Vendas Novas after they figured out I had diabetes)
My military wank begins with Cristovão Leitão, who served in Italy with the Spanish Captain Guy that created the Tercio. As we all know, Spanish Captain Guy's work would result in what would be called the "moving castle".
Our hero, Cristóvão Leitão (let's just call him Leitão from here; for those of you who are immature, yeah, the word means piglet) is eager to introduce this revolutionary system to Portugal. But in our little wank, Leitão goes to the East Indies, and he learns that the tercios as invented by the Spanish Captain Guy just wouldn't work with the Portuguese. For starters, pikes aren't as cool over there as they are here. To be frank, they aren't cool at all, but they're especially useless in the East. What's more useful are guns. Also, Portugal can't spare so many men as to have a bunch of gunslingers surrounding dimwits with long pointy sticks. Especially not after a six month journey frought with peril. Portugal has to make do with less.
But the guns have their problems as well. They're matchlocks, and they take time to load, reload, maybe clean the barrel so it doesn't blow up in your face; you know; the usual. Common sense would seem to tell the Portuguese to shoot their guns, toss said guns aside, and then charge with their swords. Luckily, the Portuguese are using relatively smaller aquebuses, most of them made in Goa with a strong local influence.
Leitão is on good terms with the Viceroy (Which one? All of them!) so he tries to create a Tercio that's appropriate for Portuguese use. He gets rid of the pikemen and fills the block with gunmen. They shoot their guns and fight with their swords. Solution solved! But no, it isn't. You need spearmen of some sort to ward of cavalry charges, and other charges, especially in the open battlefield. Leitão tries to give light spears to the soldiers, so as to not overburden them. They have guns, but they also have these spears to stave off the enemy. It's still not right though. And then, one day, Leitão gets an epiphany. He sees a drunken soldier, having lost his spear, trying to shove his knife into the gun barrel in order to convince Leitão that he hasn't lost his spear at all - it just changed. The lush fails to convince Leitão, but Leitão remembers the tales of European hunters shoving knives into their gun barrels to create an improvised spear, and he wonderes to himself, "Can I use this?".
The problem however, is that the knife prevents the gun from being used. Leitão racked his brains to find a solution. And then it hit him. He decided that the stock of the Goan arquebus should contain within it a false barrel. It would be there that the knife would be shoved into. But it would be a special blade. Something the Portuguese would either call a "espigão", or a "farpa".
Thus the solution to the pike problem was solved! Leitão could now create his own version of a Portuguese Professional Army. The key weapon was found, though the sword was still essential.
Over a few years, Leitão would create the Conto Novo, a new model army for Portugal. Each individual soldier filling the rank and file would be called a Degredado (alternately a Conteiro, but that name wouldn't be used so much due to jerks replacing the o with a u).
The common Degredado would in addition to the gun and sword, be issued a solha (brigandine).
A helmet.
An adarga
And boots.
Boots for walking. Boots are gonna walk all over you!
That's about it for the freebies (I am assuming that the crown just offers equipment to the common soldier, along with pay - this is a wank after all.)
Some Degredados add to their equipment out of their own pocket. Those in the very front lines wear bevors.
While some others wear poleyns and other forms of limb armor (including Turkic bazubands). Officers would have more elaborate and just better equipment.
It must be added that in the future, the adargas are replaced with gauntlets for the left arm.
And then those are dropped altogether as well, but these changes occur centuries after Leitão's death.
Ranks are organized in a way that calls back to the old Besteiros do Conto, while attempting to be modern.
Degredado » Alferes » Anadel » Anadel-mor » Capitão (Captain) » Capitão-mor (Captain-major) » Capitão-Geral (General)
Leitão has changed Spanish Captain Guy's Tercio to something which the Portuguese can handle a bit easier.
And that's my attempt, with as limited a knowledge as I possess, to create a standing, professional Portuguese army. I did try to make it match with the time period, though inevitably, bits of it seem to resemble armies of the eighteenth century.
Please tell me where I goofed with this.
As I've said before, Portugal did not really have a modern professional army. In an age in which modern professional armies were emerging. In the country next door. Yeah.
Well, this is a wank, and I can go nuts, so I'm going bananas. (truth be told, I've got no choice but to be bananas as my military experience is limited to a single day in Vendas Novas after they figured out I had diabetes)
My military wank begins with Cristovão Leitão, who served in Italy with the Spanish Captain Guy that created the Tercio. As we all know, Spanish Captain Guy's work would result in what would be called the "moving castle".
Our hero, Cristóvão Leitão (let's just call him Leitão from here; for those of you who are immature, yeah, the word means piglet) is eager to introduce this revolutionary system to Portugal. But in our little wank, Leitão goes to the East Indies, and he learns that the tercios as invented by the Spanish Captain Guy just wouldn't work with the Portuguese. For starters, pikes aren't as cool over there as they are here. To be frank, they aren't cool at all, but they're especially useless in the East. What's more useful are guns. Also, Portugal can't spare so many men as to have a bunch of gunslingers surrounding dimwits with long pointy sticks. Especially not after a six month journey frought with peril. Portugal has to make do with less.
But the guns have their problems as well. They're matchlocks, and they take time to load, reload, maybe clean the barrel so it doesn't blow up in your face; you know; the usual. Common sense would seem to tell the Portuguese to shoot their guns, toss said guns aside, and then charge with their swords. Luckily, the Portuguese are using relatively smaller aquebuses, most of them made in Goa with a strong local influence.
Leitão is on good terms with the Viceroy (Which one? All of them!) so he tries to create a Tercio that's appropriate for Portuguese use. He gets rid of the pikemen and fills the block with gunmen. They shoot their guns and fight with their swords. Solution solved! But no, it isn't. You need spearmen of some sort to ward of cavalry charges, and other charges, especially in the open battlefield. Leitão tries to give light spears to the soldiers, so as to not overburden them. They have guns, but they also have these spears to stave off the enemy. It's still not right though. And then, one day, Leitão gets an epiphany. He sees a drunken soldier, having lost his spear, trying to shove his knife into the gun barrel in order to convince Leitão that he hasn't lost his spear at all - it just changed. The lush fails to convince Leitão, but Leitão remembers the tales of European hunters shoving knives into their gun barrels to create an improvised spear, and he wonderes to himself, "Can I use this?".
The problem however, is that the knife prevents the gun from being used. Leitão racked his brains to find a solution. And then it hit him. He decided that the stock of the Goan arquebus should contain within it a false barrel. It would be there that the knife would be shoved into. But it would be a special blade. Something the Portuguese would either call a "espigão", or a "farpa".
Thus the solution to the pike problem was solved! Leitão could now create his own version of a Portuguese Professional Army. The key weapon was found, though the sword was still essential.
Over a few years, Leitão would create the Conto Novo, a new model army for Portugal. Each individual soldier filling the rank and file would be called a Degredado (alternately a Conteiro, but that name wouldn't be used so much due to jerks replacing the o with a u).
The common Degredado would in addition to the gun and sword, be issued a solha (brigandine).
A helmet.
An adarga
And boots.
Boots for walking. Boots are gonna walk all over you!
That's about it for the freebies (I am assuming that the crown just offers equipment to the common soldier, along with pay - this is a wank after all.)
Some Degredados add to their equipment out of their own pocket. Those in the very front lines wear bevors.
While some others wear poleyns and other forms of limb armor (including Turkic bazubands). Officers would have more elaborate and just better equipment.
It must be added that in the future, the adargas are replaced with gauntlets for the left arm.
And then those are dropped altogether as well, but these changes occur centuries after Leitão's death.
Ranks are organized in a way that calls back to the old Besteiros do Conto, while attempting to be modern.
Degredado » Alferes » Anadel » Anadel-mor » Capitão (Captain) » Capitão-mor (Captain-major) » Capitão-Geral (General)
Leitão has changed Spanish Captain Guy's Tercio to something which the Portuguese can handle a bit easier.
And that's my attempt, with as limited a knowledge as I possess, to create a standing, professional Portuguese army. I did try to make it match with the time period, though inevitably, bits of it seem to resemble armies of the eighteenth century.
Please tell me where I goofed with this.
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