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Recent reviews by SIMON-_Riley

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3 people found this review helpful
4.0 hrs on record
Lost Light? More like Lost Mind! 🤪 This game is a chaotic, bullet-spitting rollercoaster that'll leave you screaming at your screen. But hey, at least you'll be laughing while you loot. 😂 If you're tired of the same old shooter, give this a shot. Just pray you don't get shot first! 🔫 #LostLight #LootOrDie #GameReview
Posted 23 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
26.5 hrs on record (3.9 hrs at review time)
CS:GO 2.0 is like a fine wine... except it's a bomb defusal game with way more smoke grenades. The new smoke mechanics are so realistic, I'm convinced my keyboard has developed a lung condition. And don't even get me started on the water physics. I've seen more accurate water simulations in my bathtub. But hey, at least the bots are still terrible. I'm pretty sure they're just trying to get a refund. 10/10, would recommend if you enjoy virtual waterboarding and the thrill of losing to a bot named 'NoobSlayer69.
Posted 23 August.
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14 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
13.2 hrs on record (2.4 hrs at review time)
Battlefield V is a blast from the past, but in a good way! The WW2 setting is classic, and the gameplay is intense as always. The single-player campaign is a bit short, but it's still a fun way to get into the story. The multiplayer is where it's at, though. There are tons of different modes, and the maps are huge and varied. The graphics are amazing, and the sound effects are top-notch. The only downside is that the game can be a bit buggy at times. Overall, though, Battlefield V is a great game that fans of the series will love.
Posted 23 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
26.7 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time)
This game is like a tense chess match, but with guns and tactical gear. Every round feels like a high-stakes heist, where you and your team have to plan, strategize, and execute perfectly to win. The maps are so intricate and the operators are so unique that there's always something new to learn and discover.

It's not for the faint of heart, though. The gameplay can be intense and unforgiving, but that's what makes it so rewarding. Plus, the community is full of passionate and dedicated players who are always willing to help out new folks. If you're looking for a competitive shooter that's all about skill, teamwork, and outsmarting your opponents, this is the game for you.
Posted 23 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
1 person found this review funny
12.7 hrs on record (1.9 hrs at review time)
So, I finally got around to trying PUBG. I'd heard a lot about it, and honestly, it was pretty hyped up. But let me tell you, it's definitely lived up to the hype.

The graphics are insane. I mean, the level of detail is just mind-blowing. From the lush forests to the bustling cities, everything looks so real. And the sound effects? Don't even get me started. The gunshots, the footsteps, the explosions – they're all so immersive.

This game is like a real-life Hunger Games, but with less Katniss and more chicken dinners! 🍗🔫 So much screaming, running, and accidentally shooting your own teammates. 🤣 I've never had so much fun dying repeatedly. ☠️ Must try!
Posted 23 August. Last edited 23 August.
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11 people found this review helpful
2 people found this review funny
0.6 hrs on record
Holy crap, this game is intense! I thought I was prepared for horror, but this is next level. The atmosphere is creepy, the puzzles are challenging, and the jump scares are brutal. I'm already hooked, but I'm also terrified to continue. 10/10, would scream again.
Posted 23 August.
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5 people found this review helpful
26.3 hrs on record (10.1 hrs at review time)
Yo, so I played this game with my friends and let me tell you, it's like a real-life episode of Stranger Things but without the cool stuff. The kids are all sus, the adults are even more sus, and the neighbor is just straight-up creepy. It's basically a hide-and-seek game where everyone's trying to be the real neighbor, and it's chaotic AF. Highly recommend if you like being betrayed by your friends and having existential crises.

The multiplayer is chaotic but fun, and the twists and turns keep you guessing. It's like a horror movie and a hide-and-seek game had a baby. 8/10, would sneak again.
Posted 23 August. Last edited 23 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
0.2 hrs on record
Finally, a game where I can build my own underground bunker and watch my vault dwellers die in hilarious ways. From radiation poisoning to falling into elevator shafts, this game has it all. 10/10, would watch my vault dwellers die again
Posted 23 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
1.7 hrs on record
This game is terrifying, but in a really fun way. I keep thinking I'm safe, and then a giant, creepy doll pops out of nowhere. I'm both screaming and laughing at the same time. 10/10, would play again... when I'm not too scared.

Posted 23 August.
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2 people found this review helpful
22.8 hrs on record (22.7 hrs at review time)
Yo, so I got this sick wallpaper engine thing on Steam. It's like a virtual reality for your desktop, but without the VR headset. Now, instead of staring at a boring picture of a cat, I'm chilling with a digital rainforest, a galaxy exploding, or even a pixelated retro game. It's like having a personal IMAX theater for my computer. Highly recommend for anyone who's tired of the same old desktop wallpaper. Just don't get too distracted by the dancing pixel people or you might miss your Zoom meeting😂🚀.
Posted 23 August. Last edited 23 August.
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