Recent reviews by somnambula

ну эту игру так-то лично для меня судя по всему сделали

I don't like the fact i need to pour coffee on meat

Игра хороша, но за грифона с другом придется драться.

As a Red Prince I want more possibilities to recruit slaves but nonetheless the game is good

My daughter became a goddess so I guess I'm a good dad

После того как у меня сгорело 92 часа прохождения, я начала игру заново, и это о чем-то да говорит. Карлах, кстати, супер.
p.s. теперь слетело 128 часов

Ты на детском утреннике решаешь две с половиной простых загадки, чтобы в конце тебе на голову надели корону из бургер кинга.

You like playing games? If yes, don't buy it.

The graphics? Beautiful. Audio? Okay. The pace? Just awful. You have zero power within the game's flow, no ability to choose what you want to do next and there is no concept of a mistake or at least a bare minimum of "variability" inside of a game.
The creators made everything so painfully obvious it almost hurts. No real mysteries or even difficult puzzles, every fetch quest is explained in several text bubbles and repeated so many times it makes you sick. You won't get consequences for failing a battle even if you purposefully fail it... eh... more than 12 times. I tried.

I'm an emotional player, and I really try to relate to every piece of media I consume but it's impossible to do here. Every story-scene here is merged with repetative quests with zero actual sense and as a player you get bored at extreme speed. You thoughtlessly click on buttons and move sticks in mini-battles instead of diving into the story. Like, you get the idea but just don't care cause you have to take this dog toy here, bring it to the owner there, go there, bring that thing and go somewhere again. This game becomes a movie with some strange chores. If you wanna watch you have to work.

So... if you want to play a game, choose any other item in your library. If you don't mind clickin on buttons during the film then go ahead and play this.

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I hate this game. I've been playing it instead of woirking and sleeping, and now I've lost the deadline and am crazy from dizziness.