Recent reviews by absolute moron

The devs lied to us. They said the new expansion would be the size of the base game, but in reality it's nearly 5x the size of the game. You can’t trust anyone these days.

if this review gets more than 10 awards, Miyazaki will remove the bed of chaos from the game
(definitely not a scum, trust me)

In short, Zoeti is unremarkable card-based roguelike. On the positive side, i want to mention just one thing. The are 3 different and unique playable characters, each with their own card-skills and couple accessories. And on the downside, the game sometimes hardlocks, forcing you to quit and do the battle over again. I once obtained OP accessories and upgrade for strong card-skill, but because of hardlocks, i ended up losing it. Nothing terrible, but not fun either. Overall, it's a mid game for one playthrough, not more.

good franchise was bought by our favorite publisher. what could have gone wrong?

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Before this game i listened to music about brutally killing people barehanded. now im listening to anime girls and enjoying it.

i like to suffer.

I had more fun looking at the ceiling than playing this game. There's just no depth and no point to this game

jorji is my crush <3

i have touched everything, and i don't regret it.