Zach Weiner’s Star Wars Graphvella

Hello everyone, my name’s Zach Weiner. I’m the geek behind SMBC and one of the geeks behind SMBC Theater.

Today, I’ll be fulfilling a few childhood dreams at once. I’ll be making an extended graphvella (as described here) which documents ALL OF STAR WARS.

I may not have succeeded in capturing the entirety of the story, but I think I at least got the high points. Well… at least the stupid points. I anticipate being corrected today both on my ability with graphs and on my knowledge of Star Wars.

So, yeah. Hi ilovecharts. We’re gonna be friends all day today.

<3,

Zach Weiner

EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE - First graph

EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE - GRAPH 2

Don’t worry about the y axis units. They measure combat and justice at the same time. Let’s call them… RamboSocrateses.

EPISODE IV: A NEW HOPE - GRAPH 3

It’s an important distinction.

EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - GRAPH 1

Yes, I know they’re called AT-ATs. I spent 60% of my teenage years memorizing star wars facts.

EPISODE V: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK: GRAPH 2

Did anyone else notice this? How does Obi-wan get to be self righteous to Yoda EVER?

EPISODE 5: THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK - GRAPH 3

Thanks, Luke. Very helpful.

EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI - GRAPH 1

Coincidence?

EPISODE VI: RETURN OF THE JEDI - GRAPH 2

More brilliant planning.

EPISODE 6: RETURN OF THE JEDI - GRAPH 3

This had to have been at least as weird as the “made out with my sister” thing.

Okay, so this is more of a math joke.

Gasp! This is the second to last star wars joke!

Last Star Wars comic!

This is just about the end of my guest chartist day! I’ll have a concluding post soon.

And as it happens, today’s SMBC is a graph joke. Enjoy!

I want to give a hearty thanks to Jason for setting this all up. I’m a reader of this blog, so it’s a real treat to be in command for a day. It’s a LOT more work than it seems!

For those of you unfamiliar with my work, here are some handy links:

You can find more dirty jokes, geek jokes, and graph jokes at Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal.

You can find more of the videos at SMBC Theater.

Thanks to everyone for reading! It’s been a fun day.

XOXO,

Zach Weiner