diff --git a/main.asm b/main.asm
index bebb03e00..72b3d3619 100755
--- a/main.asm
+++ b/main.asm
@@ -89037,9 +89037,10 @@ FanClub_h: ; 0x59b64 to 0x59b70 (12 bytes) (id=90)
 FanClubScript: ; 59b70 (16:5b70)
 	jp EnableAutoTextBoxDrawing
 
-Func_59b73: ; 59b73 (16:5b73)
+FanClubBikeInBag:
+; check if any bike paraphernalia in bag
 	ld a, [$d771]
-	bit 1, a
+	bit 1, a ; got bike voucher?
 	ret nz
 	ld b, BICYCLE
 	call IsItemInBag
@@ -89057,142 +89058,150 @@ FanClubTextPointers: ; 59b84 (16:5b84)
 	dw FanClubText7
 	dw FanClubText8
 
-FanClubText1: ; 59b94 (16:5b94)
+FanClubText1:
+; pikachu fan
 	db $08 ; asm
 	ld a, [$d771]
 	bit 7, a
-	jr nz, asm_67b22 ; 0x59b9a
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59bb7
+	jr nz, .mineisbetter
+	ld hl, .normaltext
 	call PrintText
 	ld hl, $d771
 	set 6, [hl]
-	jr asm_64f01 ; 0x59ba7
-asm_67b22 ; 0x59ba9
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59bbc
+	jr .done
+.mineisbetter
+	ld hl, .bettertext
 	call PrintText
 	ld hl, $d771
 	res 7, [hl]
-asm_64f01 ; 0x59bb4
+.done
 	jp TextScriptEnd
 
-UnnamedText_59bb7: ; 59bb7 (16:5bb7)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59bb7
+.normaltext
+	TX_FAR PikachuFanText
 	db "@"
 
-UnnamedText_59bbc: ; 59bbc (16:5bbc)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59bbc
+.bettertext
+	TX_FAR PikachuFanBetterText
 	db "@"
 
-FanClubText2: ; 59bc1 (16:5bc1)
+FanClubText2:
+; seel fan
 	db $08 ; asm
 	ld a, [$d771]
 	bit 6, a
-	jr nz, asm_5cd59 ; 0x59bc7
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59be4
+	jr nz, .mineisbetter
+	ld hl, .normaltext
 	call PrintText
 	ld hl, $d771
 	set 7, [hl]
-	jr asm_59625 ; 0x59bd4
-asm_5cd59 ; 0x59bd6
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59be9
+	jr .done
+.mineisbetter
+	ld hl, .bettertext
 	call PrintText
 	ld hl, $d771
 	res 6, [hl]
-asm_59625 ; 0x59be1
+.done
 	jp TextScriptEnd
 
-UnnamedText_59be4: ; 59be4 (16:5be4)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59be4
+.normaltext
+	TX_FAR SeelFanText
 	db "@"
 
-UnnamedText_59be9: ; 59be9 (16:5be9)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59be9
+.bettertext
+	TX_FAR SeelFanBetterText
 	db "@"
 
-FanClubText3: ; 59bee (16:5bee)
+FanClubText3:
+; pikachu
 	db $8
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59c00
+	ld hl, .text
 	call PrintText
 	ld a, PIKACHU
 	call PlayCry
 	call WaitForSoundToFinish
 	jp TextScriptEnd
 
-UnnamedText_59c00: ; 59c00 (16:5c00)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59c00
+.text
+	TX_FAR FanClubPikachuText
 	db "@"
 
-FanClubText4: ; 59c05 (16:5c05)
+FanClubText4:
+; seel
 	db $08 ; asm
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59c17
+	ld hl, .text
 	call PrintText
 	ld a, SEEL
 	call PlayCry
 	call WaitForSoundToFinish
 	jp TextScriptEnd
 
-UnnamedText_59c17: ; 59c17 (16:5c17)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59c17
+.text
+	TX_FAR FanClubSeelText
 	db "@"
 
-FanClubText5: ; 59c1c (16:5c1c)
+FanClubText5:
+; chair
 	db $08 ; asm
-	call Func_59b73
-	jr nz, asm_38bb3 ; 0x59c20
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59c65
+	call FanClubBikeInBag
+	jr nz, .nothingleft
+
+	ld hl, .meetchairtext
 	call PrintText
 	call YesNoChoice
 	ld a, [$cc26]
 	and a
-	jr nz, asm_2c8d7 ; 0x59c2f
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59c6a
+	jr nz, .nothanks
+
+	; tell the story
+	ld hl, .storytext
 	call PrintText
 	ld bc, (BIKE_VOUCHER << 8) | 1
 	call GiveItem
 	jr nc, .BagFull
-	ld hl, ReceivedBikeVoucherText
+	ld hl, .receivedvouchertext
 	call PrintText
 	ld hl, $d771
 	set 1, [hl]
-	jr asm_d3c26 ; 0x59c4a
+	jr .done
 .BagFull
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59c83
+	ld hl, .bagfulltext
 	call PrintText
-	jr asm_d3c26 ; 0x59c52
-asm_2c8d7 ; 0x59c54
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59c79
+	jr .done
+.nothanks
+	ld hl, .nostorytext
 	call PrintText
-	jr asm_d3c26 ; 0x59c5a
-asm_38bb3 ; 0x59c5c
-	ld hl, UnnamedText_59c7e
+	jr .done
+.nothingleft
+	ld hl, .finaltext
 	call PrintText
-asm_d3c26 ; 0x59c62
+.done
 	jp TextScriptEnd
 
-UnnamedText_59c65: ; 59c65 (16:5c65)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59c65
+.meetchairtext
+	TX_FAR FanClubMeetChairText
 	db "@"
 
-UnnamedText_59c6a: ; 59c6a (16:5c6a)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59c6a
+.storytext
+	TX_FAR FanClubChairStoryText
 	db "@"
 
-ReceivedBikeVoucherText: ; 59c6f (16:5c6f)
-	TX_FAR _ReceivedBikeVoucherText ; 0x9a82e
+.receivedvouchertext
+	TX_FAR ReceivedBikeVoucherText
 	db $11
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59c74 ; 0x9a844
+	TX_FAR ExplainBikeVoucherText
 	db "@"
 
-UnnamedText_59c79: ; 59c79 (16:5c79)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59c79
+.nostorytext
+	TX_FAR FanClubNoStoryText
 	db "@"
 
-UnnamedText_59c7e: ; 59c7e (16:5c7e)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59c7e
+.finaltext
+	TX_FAR FanClubChairFinalText
 	db "@"
 
-UnnamedText_59c83: ; 59c83 (16:5c83)
-	TX_FAR _UnnamedText_59c83
+.bagfulltext
+	TX_FAR FanClubBagFullText
 	db "@"
 
 FanClubText6: ; 59c88 (16:5c88)
diff --git a/text/maps/fan_club.asm b/text/maps/fan_club.asm
index a57d94a10..7e98b181c 100644
--- a/text/maps/fan_club.asm
+++ b/text/maps/fan_club.asm
@@ -1,16 +1,16 @@
-_UnnamedText_59bb7:: ; 9a572 (26:6572)
+PikachuFanText::
 	text "Won't you admire"
 	line "my PIKACHU's"
 	cont "adorable tail?"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59bbc:: ; 9a59e (26:659e)
+PikachuFanBetterText::
 	text "Humph! My PIKACHU"
 	line "is twice as cute"
 	cont "as that one!"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59be4:: ; 9a5cf (26:65cf)
+SeelFanText::
 	text "I just love my"
 	line "SEEL!"
 
@@ -18,23 +18,23 @@ _UnnamedText_59be4:: ; 9a5cf (26:65cf)
 	line "hug it!"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59be9:: ; 9a5ff (26:65ff)
+SeelFanBetterText::
 	text "Oh dear!"
 
 	para "My SEEL is far"
 	line "more attractive!"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59c00:: ; 9a629 (26:6629)
+FanClubPikachuText::
 	text "PIKACHU: Chu!"
 	line "Pikachu!"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59c17:: ; 9a641 (26:6641)
+FanClubSeelText::
 	text "SEEL: Kyuoo!"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59c65:: ; 9a64f (26:664f)
+FanClubMeetChairText::
 	text "I chair the"
 	line "#MON Fan Club!"
 
@@ -52,7 +52,7 @@ _UnnamedText_59c65:: ; 9a64f (26:664f)
 	cont "about my #MON?"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59c6a:: ; 9a6e0 (26:66e0)
+FanClubChairStoryText::
 	text "Good!"
 	line "Then listen up!"
 
@@ -82,13 +82,13 @@ _UnnamedText_59c6a:: ; 9a6e0 (26:66e0)
 	cont "you to have this!"
 	prompt
 
-_ReceivedBikeVoucherText:: ; 9a82e (26:682e)
+ReceivedBikeVoucherText::
 	text $52, " received"
 	line "a @"
 	TX_RAM $cf4b
 	text "!@@"
 
-_UnnamedText_59c74:: ; 9a844 (26:6844)
+ExplainBikeVoucherText::
 	db $0
 	para "Exchange that for"
 	line "a BICYCLE!"
@@ -104,13 +104,13 @@ _UnnamedText_59c74:: ; 9a844 (26:6844)
 	line "cycling!"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59c79:: ; 9a8c3 (26:68c3)
+FanClubNoStoryText::
 	text "Oh. Come back"
 	line "when you want to"
 	cont "hear my story!"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59c7e:: ; 9a8f2 (26:68f2)
+FanClubChairFinalText::
 	text "Hello, ", $52, "!"
 
 	para "Did you come see"
@@ -120,7 +120,7 @@ _UnnamedText_59c7e:: ; 9a8f2 (26:68f2)
 	para "No? Too bad!"
 	done
 
-_UnnamedText_59c83:: ; 9a933 (26:6933)
+FanClubBagFullText::
 	text "Make room for"
 	line "this!"
 	done