Who needs Apple Silicon when we have Dumbass(TM) Hoomans??

Since CPU instructions are simple arithmetic operations that a 9 year old kid can understand, we use Amazon's Mechanical Turk (MTurk) API to let real humans perform the CPU instructions! 💯

We also use captchas to let unsuspecting users perform the computation for us, free of charge!

Why be afraid of computers replacing humans, when humans can replace mechanical and quantum computer? We can create 500,000,000,000,000,000 jobs by the end of 2020, one person for a couple thousand of CPU instructions!