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Argulint is a little linter wrapper that runs the standardjs lint process but adds a fun twist to it.

The only goal is to have a little fun with your linting.

• A simple CLI tool, it's just running standardjs under the hood
• Which means it still works with standard options in the package.json as well as the --fix argument in the CLI
• Re formats the output with some extra organization
• Insults your mistakes for fun

Intall:

npm i -D argulint

Once installed you would use argulint just like you can use the standardjs linter via the CLI. It supports the --fix flag as well as using the standard options built into your package.json file.

Usage example:

argulint src/place/*.js

Or with the flag:

argulint --fix src/place/*.js

Note: There is no API this is strictly used within the CLI

Messages are generated in the following format:

{insult}
  {linting error} {lines} {ending}

Where:

• insult is the actual picked insult
• linting error is the actual error that was found
• lines is the line(s) and column(s) of the error in this format: line:column
• ending is the chosen ending from our endings list

Example output looks something like this:

==============Totals==============
# of Errors: 6 - Alright you're done get out.
# Fixable: 5 - Put me in coach!
==================================

File: /path/to/argulint/tests/index.js
==============Stats==============
# of Errors: 6 - Uh oh!
# Fixable: 5 - I got this.
==================================
You garbage mammal!
   Extra semicolon. on line 1:10 I think we're done here
You boner jockey!
   Extra semicolon. on line 2:10 Thanks, I hate it
You're a capitalist pig!
   Extra semicolon. on line 3:10 [Forced laughing]
Remind me to always bet against you.
   Extra semicolon. on line 4:10 This is why I have trust issues
I think you are a general offense and everyone should beat you.
   'g' is assigned a value but never used. between line 5:7 and 5:8 ctrl + a + del
Lying, crying, spying, prying ultra-pig!
   Extra semicolon. on line 5:13 Thanks, I hate it