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Node.js encoder/decoder for JSON-G

Check the specs for JSON-G here

There's no decoding function yet but it's late and I'm tired

Have you ever wanted to store an image in a .json format?

Have you ever wanted to store it in an extremely inefficient way?

Have you ever wanted to use a converter that's probably poorly optimized and buggy?

Now you can!

Turn any supported image (jpg, png, gif [haven't tested this rip]) into a poorly optimized .jsnp format!

So how do I use it?

const jsong = require('../index.js')
const fs    = require('fs')

//Encoding demo.png to demo.jsng
jsong.encode('./demo.png', 'Hello World!')
  .then(file => fs.writeFile('demo.jsng', JSON.stringify(file, null, 4), err => {if(err) throw err}))

As simple as that.

jsong.encode(image, comment)

Encode the image, uses promises because they're the future!

Param	Type	Description
image	path, http url, data url	The image to encode into the superior json-g format
comment	String	The comment to add to the image (Default: '')

Return a promise with the encoded image as an object

jsong.decode(image)

//TODO: All this

Other stuff

This is incredibly poorly optimized...

Do you mean the code or the format? Because they both suck.

Is it blazing-fast?

probably not

Is it some-buzzword?

see above

How do I install this

Easy!

Step 1. Question why do you want this

Step 2. Leave this page before it's too late

Why?

because we must prove that js and json can do anything

Wait is it that simple?

yes because i suffered and wrote this instead of you

I have an issue with this package...

If it's buggy and returns the wrong thing or crashes, just open an issue and I'll get to it eventually

If you have an issue with how poorly written this code is or how terrible the format is, write your complaints in an angry .txt file on your desktop, then delete it.

License

I am not responsible for anything. Even if this package gains sentience and kills your family, not my fault. Blame Road for that.